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Greetings,
 
We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I’m offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
reliable in supplying the below equipment I’ll immediately pay you
$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
   series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
   AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
   motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
   Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
   accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
   great if reliable models are available
2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
   with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
   jumper/auxiliary system
3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.