More Private Email Posted for the world to read
Here is something for you to think of over the weekend:
It seems to me that when you girls were little you were pretty bad, or
better yet disobedient
kids. I wrote some advise for disobedient children, and called it
Ode to Disobedience
I’m not gonna send it all to you at one time. You will receive it in
pieces.
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If you are riding your bike in the hall,
And suddenly your dad appears on your way,
Do not turn to the kitchen:
There is a stone-like, hard fridge in there.
You should run into your dad.
Dad is soft. He will forgive you. -
Never, never, never, never
Wash your hands, or neck, or face!
Such a silly useless action.
Your hands will get dirty very soon,
And so will your neck and face.
So, why spend your energy or time?
It’s also useless to get a haircut:
When you grow older,
You’ll loose your hair anyway!
After your hands stop bleeding, write me what you think!
