My employer requires employees to do a self-evaluation. In this, we have to come up with a "Growth Development Plan," where we "Describe the steps you will take to continue to grow professionally and increase your contributions at [Company]. Please keep in mind your professional interests and aspirations. "

Well, I'm glad you asked:

i am going to be a rock star and quit to go be a slave at a record label to achive this. futhermore i will aquire large numbers of musical instruments and play them and late hours of the night. and i will take drugs, cuz all the best rockstars take drugs. my current song i'm working on, "take this job and shove it motherfucker" should propel me to the top of the charts so i never have to make the long hot sweaty commute down to moauntain view ever again! instead i will make long hot sweaty trips on tour busses to play sold out shows in fresno. but fuck it man, i'm a sensitive artists and i don't need this superfund shit cuz it is definitely not helping me on my carrer. and nobody likes my song, "mutated frogs ate my lunch"

all of this will be for a [affiliated record company] label (now the [n]th largest record company in the world) and as such will be of tremendous revenue and profit for [company] as they suck the creativity out of artists and use it to their own money grubbing capitalistsic ends while at the same time suing napster to "protect the artists" man, they charge me like $5 extra per dat tape in case i want to pirate music! who the fuck would pirate to a dat when burnable cds are far more robust. the only thing they're doing is protecting their existing artists from competition by raising the price of my mix down.

I don't like it a little
I don't like it a bunch
Today I'm going hungry
Muuuu-tated frogs ate my lunch!